Least I made someone else smile too!
*it*, dammit, *it*
Told you I can't type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Least I made someone else smile too!
Just realized that Obama's initials are B.O.
partition, socialist president.
Just realized that Obama's initials are B.O.
Even more narcissistic...He named his dog after himself????? Their dog's named is BO.
just curious--what's a "partition" president?
Actually Sasha & Malia named the dog. According to the Washington Post:
"...Obama's daughters chose the name Bo for the pup because first lady Michelle Obama's father was nicknamed Diddley. The name for the dog was an apparent reference to the singer "Bo" Diddley."
LOL! However, how "ironic". :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Just so I have things straight - bad and horrible to joke about wishing death on a Socialist....oops sorry Democratic President, just a joke to wish the same on a Conservative Republican? Same old, same old.
I saw the bumper sticker that said, "Don't blame me, I voted for the
American"!
I loved it and laughed out loud because I didn't want to become spitting angry at our
partition, socialist president.
you apparently do not know what SOCIALISM IS. *eyes rolling*
What's more likely? That the president's daughters, who were the ones who wanted the dog in the first place, picked a name for it, or that the president named it after himself? And if he did, wouldn't it be named Bho, not Bo?
Besides, what kind of honor is it to name a dog after yourself? If I had a dog, I wouldn't want my family saying stuff like, "alice finally pooped out the plastic bag she ate last week." or "alice rolled in something disgusting in the park, don't let her onto the couch". YMMV of course.
I'm not a huge fan of President Obama myself, but it's inane to criticize him based on stuff that doesn't make sense. It's like saying that Sarah Palin would be a bad president because she asked for water bottles with flexible straws during a speech. Your points are far more powerful if you stick to the issues.
Truly Tasteless Jokes - 4
A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great. He does the work of two men. We need him."
So the boss calls the guy into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm f-----g her."
The boss says, "You f--k your sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick."
Q: What's red and has seven dents in it?
A: Snow White's cherry
Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."
Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"
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