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ZetanScot said:Well... i guess the MIB are really in effect, aliens that are spying on us, while covering their creators tracks.. The greys (or Zetans) adbucted humans, and bred them with greys to better infiltrate and study us.. like a very very advance version of us studying gorillas in the wild or something similar.
The more human they got.. with succesive generations.. the better able they were to use these hybrids to cover their tracks.. with threats of violence etc. Anyone who has encountered an MIB has mentioned a number of odd qualities.
''There are various types of MIB encounters, but they typically follow a pattern: after a presumably credible witness reports or witnesses a UFO sighting, the witness is visited by a man or men who are often dressed in black suits, lending the reports their name. The men suggest—or the witnesses assume—that they are government agents, and often flash convincing-looking badges and demand that the witness recant their story or hand over photographs or physical evidence of a UFO. If the witness refuses or questions their credentials, they often subtly or not-so-subtly threaten the witness or their family with bodily harm or other hardship.
While it is not known if these threats have ever been realized, resisters have reported subsequent encounters where they have been chased or roughed up by the "agents". Many witnesses tend to lose their job, loans, or become discredited in some form. Houses have allegedly been ransacked or burned down in an attempt to destroy evidence or scare the witness into silence.
The men are often reported driving large, late-model cars, typically Cadillacs; in rare cases, they are reportedly seen in black helicopters.
Witnesses who report MIB sightings often describe "foreign looking" men with exotic facial and other bodily features; it's as if they're "from elsewhere." They look "Oriental" or "Indian" and have "deeply tanned" skin, although sometimes their complexions are extremely pale and speak in a monotonous machine-like voice. The eyes of the MIB are usually described as slanted or "bulging," as if from a thyroid condition. Their noses and chins are often "pointed," and their cheekbones are set high on their faces. Though some are tall and thin with naturally long fingers, others are short or stout. They may or may not have fingernails or fingerprints. Many are recalled as having no hair of any kind on their bodies.
Witnesses descibe MIB behavior as often "odd" or "belligerent and threatening," and being noticeably unfamiliar with everyday common courtesies and civil behavior. They are also recalled as often speaking in archaic or obscure forms of slang English, or using odd sentence construction and grammar, as if English were not their first language. MIB have also been described as having jerky walks and arm and body movements or exihibiting unusual mannerisms.''
(borrowed from a fellow forum.. alienhub.com)
This is my theory at the very least. Truth is often and always stranger than fiction... theory is fiction... thus the truth will be a lot wierder!!
Most aliens, including myself, are a deep aesthetically pleasing shade of very attractive emerald green instead of the somewhat drab uninteresting grey which you mentioned earlier, and we almost never wear black, but most of the malodorous evil humans who work for special anti-alien/E.T. ops in the US and UK governments do dress in black and and they always fly around in black unmarked helicopters which they land on ranches and farms where they mutilate cattle and sheep with laser surgical tools and then blame it on aliens.
Oh, and one cannot possibly compare aliens to gorillas. Gorillas are for the most part extremely stupid creatures who sit around picking (and eating) one anothers head lice. Aliens do not eat head lice or scratch their private parts in full view of other beings, nor do we have repulsive shiny bottoms nor do we swing from trees and go "OOOOOO! OOOOOO! WAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Aliens do not drive Cadillacs. Mercedes and Jaguars, yes...Cadillacs no. Aliens...real aliens...have immaculate green complexions, little if any body hair, and our eyes are not buggy, slanted, beady, or bulging. Aliens have three green eyes (two in front and one in back) and we do not have pointy chins. In fact, we do not have chins usually, but we make up for that by having a very streamlined and extra long neck which pivots so we can turn our heads in a complete circle.
We do have long serrated fingers with suction cup-like ends which really come in handy at probe time (again, just ask Ripley about this). Aliens are fluent in several hundred languages from around the universe and beyond, but we don't really need to be since we can read your mind even before you speak, and as you may or may not know, thoughts initially originate in the part of the mind which does not need or use language. We can pick up on your thoughts as they pass through the synaptic gap and the good part is you aren't even aware of it at the time...or later either for that matter.
Oops...time to run out and abduct another hotty from that trailerpark out on the bypass. Later.....