shall we play a GAME

[spidergoolash]

diligently pawing at his master's ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[necro]

cigar smoking machine that had been

 

[mthrlangl]

turned on to mask the smell of..

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[necro]

the heavy stench of something fishy. Suddenly - the door closed behind me and I found myself...

 

[mthrlangl]

staring at Mrs. Clinton's backside.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[monsieurjohn]

blushing, she said, "oh, I thought you were Newt Gingrich (sp?)"

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This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...

 

[Bones]

I approached her and gently...

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[mthrlangl]

and took her chubby little hand in mine.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[Bones]

As we entered the Lincoln Bedroom together, she reached over and...

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[spidergoolash]

grabbed my schwanson (use your imagination here folks), and with the other hand she ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[Bones]

lovingly fondled my...

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[spidergoolash]

bright red necktie.

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

 

[monsieurjohn]

SUDDENLY...
[cue ominous music]

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This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...

 

[mthrlangl]

and there sat the White House cat, Socks.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

 

[necro]

The bathroom door popped open. My schwanson...

 

[Bones]

let me know in no uncertain terms that it was time to...

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[DaOldBroad]

rise to the occasion...

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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

 

[Bones]

With great anticipation I applied the free gift I got at http://www.trojancondoms.com/freestuff/Product/main.asp and then...

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

 

[DaOldBroad]

I discovered, to my dismay, it was the wrong...

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I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

 

[possum37]

color.


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My knob tastes funny.