how long does it Freaking take to take a shower!!!!! come on, I could have showered, shaved my legs, put makeup on and have my hair done by this time. I am getting annoyed quickly, I am ready to say **** it and open the bottle of wine and go to bed.
now I have to wait another half an hour... wtf did you fall back asleep...
Sometimes I have a hard time believing we're the same age.