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and was crushed when they collapsed. Once Max had finished laughing at the memory, he shot through each rung on the ladder, breaking it in half and attached the end of one half to the end of other with gum.
 
he used his dodgy double ladder and pressed the botton, nothing happend so he pressed it several more times, he finally gave up and walked off when the porn store blew up and...
 
It had been over 24 hours since his last ****....(those bodies in the cave). They ran to what was left of the back room and he went for it. They had hot steamy sex in sexy bullet time....when he was finished, he got up and walked away with a vvery depleted bullet time meter, but 125% life. ;) He had to strategize his next move....
 
OT: Try to keep it clean guys.

and there was only one option he could think of. Max quickly ran to a building across the street and started the RC Helicopter mission from GTA Vice City, which would require him to drop bombs into barrels throughout the Bellsouth Corporation HQ.
 
After Numerous failures on this mission he got pissed off & decided to go on a rampage throughout the streets on his . . .
 
shards of the rusting ****e on wheels killing & wounding passers bye as he drove , growing increasingly bored of this he had a sudden urge for . . .
 
[QUOTE='MAD'larkin]shards of the rusting ****e on wheels killing & wounding passers bye as he drove , growing increasingly bored of this he had a sudden urge for . . .[/QUOTE]

human, like an orc from lord of the rings he sniffed the air and shouted "man flesh!" and slammed on the breaks with a loud screech.
 
He then got out and killed a nearby Chow. Then a Mexican and finally an INdian. He then had another urge. For. But secs.
 
Sudden;ey Matt ran onto the road and got run over. Max then decided to eat Matt.
 
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OT: owned & banned from this thread

... Since this was in ANTARCTICA (OT: yes ANTARCTICA, PEOPLE!!!), there were few people left besides the tasty few that he had injured with the projectile rust.
 
He jumped up and ran over a canuk and a penguin MUAHAHAHAHHAAA
 
Max's lust for Human meat took him to Mc Donalds , it was a very rustic looking Mc Donalds , so he had a Human Mc Sandwich , Oh sorry "chicken Mcsandwich" then gulped down some . . .
 
Super fries. AQlso known as Doesy fries cause Doesy is so Super.

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Larkin : Doesy we know you're super & all but please keep your advitising to your sig
 
then gulped down some . . .

waterd down coke, it was waterd down so much it was just water, this pissed max off, so he pulled out his...
 
newly bought machine gun and mowed everyone down, then stuffed his face with as much free food as he could only to find...
 
he had just consumed lots of grade F meat and he sprinted for the toilet but it was to late, he felt the warm sloppy...
 
Super drink/. Also known as Doesy drink cause Doesys so Super.
 
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