The beginning of a new relationship

[Tazznum1]

He knew what he was doing and spent proper time for all integral segments.

Has a birthmark on the upper hip area. Has at least one pierced ear. No tats, no extra appendages.

 

[Tazznum1]

Eww does he have sausage fingers? I hate sausage fingers.

Nope, normal dude hands.

 

[fords8]

what does his feet/toes look like?

 

[mrsred1]

what does his feet/toes look like?

I'm gonna shoot in the dark here and guess those are black, too.

 

[Tazznum1]

I am not a feet person, so I didn't look. Actually I make sure I don't look. Normal nails, fingers and proper girth on them. lol

I hate dudes with scuzzy nails.

 

[Tazznum1]

I'm gonna shoot in the dark here and guess those are black, too.

$hit, you know him????

 

[poidoman]

I'm gonna shoot in the dark here and guess those are black, too.

:roll:

 

[fords8]

I'm gonna shoot in the dark here

what a coincidence....so did Tazzy's man....

 

[Tazznum1]

what a coincidence....so did Tazzy's man....

Wasn't that dark. TV was on.

 

[mrsred1]

We have coloreds around our neck of the woods too


I know I may be one pasty **** but I still am familiar with African American pigmentation lmao

 

[Clars]

Nope, normal dude hands.

Thank God he doesn't have CeeLo hands. That dudes hands are creepy as ****.

 

[Tazznum1]

Oh hell no.

 

[Clars]

Oh hell no.

Ain't no **** killer like CeeLo hands. {shudder}

 

[Tazznum1]

Friggin pterodactyl arms Ceelo has. ewww

 

[Clars]

Friggin pterodactyl arms Ceelo has. ewww

Like little T-rex arms, too small for his body, capped with those hands. What a ****ing nightmare.

 

[Tazznum1]

He keeps saying to me every time we are together "You look so f*cking innocent though."

:snort:

 

[KG]

:sign:

 

[fords8]

It's biiiiig. When I was in high school my friends would always start as I walked up to them....

"Becky look at her butt. It's so biiig."

"She looks like some rap guys girlfriend...."


All the friggin time. My friend still f'ing does that when I call him. But there is no thin in the middle anymore.

PUHLEEZE!!! Imagine actually BEING a Becky! :surrender: "OMG Becky look at your butt..........." ms:

 

[AbbeyD]

OMG, I haven't been here much in the last couple of months, I need to stick around here for the constant laughs!!!

Congrats Tazzy, you deserve every happiness that life will offer : )

 

[deeblondbuzz]

You got a coco butt?