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Seriously! Ann!! OMG I'm not sure I've heard you talk (type?lol) like that before!!! I nearly spit my drink out!
 
Tazznum1 said:
Trying to think of a nice way to put it. He's cut and let's just say he seriously knows how to put it down, ifyaknowwhatI'msayin.

Like, phenomenally. Like.....phenomenally. Then he had an asthma attack and he blamed me. LMFAO.
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you made him hyperventilate? ****....how nice an **** you got?
 
She's not to pure to be pink anymore.
 
tazz it would appear that we're going to need pics of your man's **** and of your ****.


lmfao. when ya get around to it ;)
 
mrsred1 said:
Seriously! Ann!! OMG I'm not sure I've heard you talk (type?lol) like that before!!! I nearly spit my drink out!
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Gosh u guys! Seriously?!??!?!

I'm one of the most foul mouthed mother ****ers on the planet! :lol:

DH always says I embarass him and always start the TMI conversations!

Obviously I need to start letting my true colors show a little better - I'm not doing such a good job.
 
Firestar73 said:
you made him hyperventilate? ****....how nice an **** you got?
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It's biiiiig. When I was in high school my friends would always start as I walked up to them....

"Becky look at her butt. It's so biiig."

"She looks like some rap guys girlfriend...."


All the friggin time. My friend still f'ing does that when I call him. But there is no thin in the middle anymore. :(
 
mrsred1 said:
tazz it would appear that we're going to need pics of your man's **** and of your ****.


lmfao. when ya get around to it ;)
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How about we all make a large CW donation pending such pics.......and I'm sure ur **** i fine Tazz, but we're all more interested in the weiner schmeaner!
 
mrsred1 said:
tazz it would appear that we're going to need pics of your man's **** and of your ****.


lmfao. when ya get around to it ;)
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seperate pics please :snicker:
 
mrsred1 said:
tazz it would appear that we're going to need pics of your man's **** and of your ****.


lmfao. when ya get around to it ;)
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Even a 20" widescreen my **** wouldn't fit. It's almost shelf like at this point.


"Sweetie? Um, can I take a pic of your thang, girls online want to see? Pwease?"
 
Tazznum1 said:
It's biiiiig. When I was in high school my friends would always start as I walked up to them....

"Becky look at her butt. It's so biiig."

"She looks like some rap guys girlfriend...."


All the friggin time. My friend still f'ing does that when I call him. But there is no thin in the middle anymore. :(
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So red beans and rice didn't miss ya....
 
Ann!! Wanna be my friend? I didn't realize we were in company with another foul mouthed ****!! :) :foryou:

I tell you what, we're having a **** bbq in july when Abby comes out!
 
Tazznum1 said:
Even a 20" widescreen my **** wouldn't fit. It's almost shelf like at this point.


"Sweetie? Um, can I take a pic of your thang, girls online want to see? Pwease?"
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You don't think he'd go for that?
 
mrsred1 said:
Ann!! Wanna be my friend? I didn't realize we were in company with another foul mouthed ****!! :) :foryou:

I tell you what, we're having a **** bbq in july when Abby comes out!
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We seriously should do that!!
 
No, the problem is seconds and thirds.
 
So he doesn't know about.....so he doesn't know we know what he looks like huh :snicker:
 
Did he start off slow and spend the proper amount of time downtown?

does he have any tattoos, scars, birthmarks, extra appendages we should know about....
 
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