"SILENCE!" screamed pidey. "i'll just lick it clean utilizing/my antibacterial, detergent-like saliva and it will be as good as new." i'll then remove the remnants of dirt and toe jam w/my razor-sharp tongue and then i will resume eating it. it might be more tasty w/a spot of jam tho."
as spidey hungrily dove for the bagel, monsieurjohn the bagel cop pounced on her, and within two point eight seconds, she was handcuffed and in the back of his bagelmobile being trucked to bagel prison
but Dan, who seemed to disappear for a while, showed up to stop the Bagelmobile with his army of McHeadlessChickens (all those McChickenHeads had to come from somewhere). The McHeadlessChickens surrounded the bagel cop and...
...decided to peck through Spidey's Bagel-handcuffs! As they were about to begin, they all realized that they had no beaks, as they were indeed 'McChickenHead*less*' chicken. With that, they all shrugged simultaneously, and flew south for the winter. Monsieureiur, the bagel cop on the other hand lifted up his foot and...