"That's a spicy meatball!"
Mth had caught scent of her hormone-laden flatulence, as did the Clone Army of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidts™ who were running past. As they entered the cloud their eyes burned and their teeth gnashed and there was much wailing. CaptKirk looked at them wide-eyed for a moment, which was not good, as the gas makes eyes burn. His hands came up to his eyes and he let loose a 1960's Shatner-esque wail (like when Shatner was hooked up to that mind control device on the prison rehabilitation planet) and fell to the ground, right on top of nootch, whose rodent-like teeth were gnawing on Poss' smoothly-shaven leg, which was furiously kicking at Alien for not giving Poss back his undies. Liltaz was wiping Alien's half-chewed onion rings from her eyes, which prevented the acrid cloud from stunning her, although the onions did make her start bawling like a baby.
Mth heard liltaz doign her baby-cry, which put her instinctively into momma mode - which was unfortunate for liltaz cause she was about to get changed & diapered. Prox and his fun noodle sat in the hummer patiently as spiderg pulled out a tape measure and wandered over to DieselDan mumbling something about shoe sizes.
All this time, DieselDan had been sitting there with a stick of Mentos in his hand, observing the chaos around him. As he popped a Mentos into his mouth, his face lit up as he found a way to rectify the situation (in a typical Mentos-esque fashion) and bring a close to things...
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My knob tastes funny.