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Bowling ball
scale model of a ship
A Christmas Tree!
A cactus
A kitten or puppy for a child


Name 5 stores that you hate to shop in during the Holidays
 
Grocery store
Hardware store
Toys R Us
Pet store ( poor little things caged up make me sad)
Liquor Store ( all those ninnies thinking it is a right to get stinking drunk because it is Christmas)

Name 5 things you DON'T want for Christmas
 
socks
paper
peanuts
an orange
coal

name 5 things that would be your dream present(S)
 
manuscript completed
digital camera
web cam
cat tree for bay window
housekeeper

Name 5 favorite foods for Thanksgiving
 
1.Turkey
2.Jellied Cran-Raspberry stuff
3.Cherry Cobbler
4.Corn on the Cob
5.Rolls

Name 5 things you can add to oatmeal....
 
Raisins, bananas, walnuts, brown sugar, milk

name 5 things that smell good (And it isn't their job, you can't get away with air freshener here)
 
5 things that smell good:
A woman (scent of a woman fan)
Clothes fresh from the clothesline
Homemade bread
Turkey cooking
Roses
Name 5 Serial Killers
 
john wayne gasy
jeffery dahmer
chales manson
ted bundy
jack the ripper
now wasnt that lovly

5 kinds of flowers
 
Roses
daisies
pansies
tulips
glads

Name five favorite recipes
 
cookie
cake
chicken
bread
pies

5 candies that you could once buy for under 5 cents
 
licorice babies
honeymoons
licorice pipes and cigars
bubblegum
tootsie rolls

Name 5 favorite TV shows
 
Flying Dog Doggie Style
Ruination
DogFish
Black Butte
Ommegang

Name 5 Planets
 
Orion, Leo, Virgo, Big Dipper, Little Dipper

name 5 reason to keep a crappy friend...
 
1. Sex
2. Money
3. Upset parents (or parental figures)
4. Image
5. What they can do for you

Name 5 types of housing
 
House
Condo
Apartment
Homeless Shelter
Duplex

Name 5 Thanksgiving side dishes
 
turkey
pumpkin pie
stuffing (dressing depending on where you are from)
sweet potatoes
cranberry sause

5 reasons to steal
 
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