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What would you do?

ennui said:
That's because you are too nice.

I'd have gone with something nastier, something much more difficult to wash off. Maybe smeared it on the under and backside of the door handle so he wouldn't see it until it was too late and all over his hands. :lol:
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I am too nice :nopompom:

I was recently talking to my brother and his wife and gave him some ideas how to get even with a friend of his. I think the best one was cut up a bunch of Vienna sausages and stick them in the heat vents in his car :snicker: I could do that depending how mad I was at the person.
 
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I googled Bologna destroys paint job

Myths About Destroying Car Paint

  • There are many myths about ways to destroy car paint. Placing bologna slices on a car is rumored to eat away at the paint, leaving spots everywhere the bologna is placed. This is not true. Even leaving the bologna on the car overnight and in the sun will not cause discolored spots. There will be greasy marks on the car, but they can be washed off.
    Another rumor is that vinegar poured onto a car can cause discoloration. This is not true. Unless the vinegar is very acidic and left on the car in the sun for a very time, it will not destroy car paint.

oh the irony.....
 
Firestar73 said:
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I googled Bologna destroys paint job

Myths About Destroying Car Paint

  • There are many myths about ways to destroy car paint. Placing bologna slices on a car is rumored to eat away at the paint, leaving spots everywhere the bologna is placed. This is not true. Even leaving the bologna on the car overnight and in the sun will not cause discolored spots. There will be greasy marks on the car, but they can be washed off.
    Another rumor is that vinegar poured onto a car can cause discoloration. This is not true. Unless the vinegar is very acidic and left on the car in the sun for a very time, it will not destroy car paint.

oh the irony.....
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Well, either the bologna ruined the paint or something else did...there was a perfect circle of paint missing. Not that I saw anything or did anything...
 
If you use ketchup on a car and let it bake in the sun for 6 hours it will strip the paint off...and if they call the cops about it the cops will find it funny.
 
Would you believe a freshly shaken can of coca cola spilled down the door of a brand new car will eat the paint and leave quite the mess behind? Yea, I wouldn't either had I not seen what happens. someone who shall remain nameless had a parent who had just purchased a brand new (new, in 1987) Chrysler New Yorker with all the bells n whistles allowed this nameless person to drive the vehicle. This person did not fess up to spillage, that night nor the next morning when the paint job on the door was ruined.

This person will not be fessing up... EVER... it is safe to assume nor does the person know **** about squat. No way no how!
 
Since some of you think I am friggin crazy anyway.... even though he only rents, if he has nice grass in the front yard, put some vinegar in one of those dollar store ketchup or mustard container. When no one is looking (before dawn works) walk to the front yard and draw a penis and balls in the grass by squeezing said bottle. If you write well, write you are a **** underneath it. It must be large enough to be seen my a person in a car. You can't see it immediately but within a few days of the sun baking it, the **** has a **** in his yard.

With that, I am going back to work. Have fun!
 
Garbage is out of the mailbox. He is not home, girlfriend must have gotten it. The B she is, he's going to catch hell from her! :giggles:
 
It's nice that all the great neighbors are out front ..."mingling" in support.....he drove by and didn't even bother parking on the street!
got to go listen...
 
"YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE ON THIS BLOCK WATCH EVERYTHING!!" :giggles:


...yes....our block is our community...and we watch it like a hawk.
 
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