I would have loved to be called Sky, Rain or Cloud. I just love "natural" names. Except Crystal, that's kind of overused, like Ebony. Still they're beautiful names.
I was walkin down the street a few days ago and I let a great burb rip - it was classic! Lesley-Anne (thatz muh sis) and I cracked up laughing cause we have this joke, the bigger the burp the smaller the penis. So I reckon I've got a tiny ****.