Jokes, Funnies, etc.

[GoingNova]

:laughing3 I have to commit this last one to memory!

Start New Threads for each joke though! Makes them easier to read.

 

[Nightwolf04]

rofl!!!!

they are classic mustang!!!!!

 

[Pyxidragon]

Love that last one, Mustang.

 

[GoingNova]

Catholic Dog

Got this one in an email today. Since I AM a Catholic, I feel that I can tell this joke.... :eusa_ange

Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

 

[Lil Bit]

lolololololol

 

[GoingNova]

Got this one in an email today. Since I AM a Catholic, I feel that I can tell this joke.... :eusa_ange

Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

DOH! I forgot to make this it's own thread! :eusa_wall

 

[pink_beliefs]

It's okay Nova, we all have our days.

 

[Lil Bit]

lmao, I was wondering...lol

 

[Nightwolf04]

lol tis funny anyways

 

[Brandon]

how many gothic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb??










none, they just sit in the dark and cry about it!! haha

lol.. :smilewink_ron:

Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

































A: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway.