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I've been so horny as of late that I'm thinking of belting out the music on my old trumpet (and all of you with perverted minds there is NO pun intended here!!!!)
 
The last time I wore this dress to work, a coworker walked into a wall because he was staring at me. (Apparently. I didn't notice it, myself.)
 
mthrlangl said:
The last time I wore this dress to work, a coworker walked into a wall because he was staring at me. (Apparently. I didn't notice it, myself.)


I probably would have walked into you!
 
I'm about to take my first vacation in a year and a half. We're not going out of town; the kids are still going to school.
 
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