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unless he pulled off the ritual "peguin mating call".So Max had no other choice,but to feel disgust as he churped this horrible mating call.The guard got a little bit aroused and Max took this oppurtunity to sneek in.
 
Max had made it through , with a grin he turned around , only to have his grin shattered by hundreads of Horny Penguins so he . . .
 
the penguins were really 3-d hologram chips with wheels. He lifted one to examine it and noticed the markings "Bellsouth". That was large corporation which manufactors cordless phones. The face of his enemy had yet to be revealed, but he was hot on the trail. He looked around the now empty room and saw a window, behind it was....
 
The Bellsouth Corporation HQ. He finally has discovered the face of his enemy. He climbs through the window and turns to his left to see...
 
The acutal Penguin from Bat Man ,seeing he was really hungry...he was a in a grumpy mood.It looked like Penguin was grabing something from his jacket and it appeared to be...
 
a cordless phone cord. "No!" Screamed Max, "You'll never take me alive ****!" Leaping to the ground 59 stories below. He was facing certain death but all of the sudden...
 
an umbrella, straight from Batman Returns dropped into his hands. Max used the umbrella to slow is fall and he slowly drifted to the ground.
 
"Look! It's Marry Poppins!" Cried a little boy as Max pulled out his shotgun. BLAM, the kid splattered everywhere. "I aint no **** **** ****.....****." He says as he quickly races to the nearest car and finds a man inside. This man is none other than....
 
Matt Carr, head of the Bellsouth Corporation. He turns to Max and says...
 
"I am Matt Carr, the almighty leader of Bellsouth Corporation and you are dead". Max looked in horror as Matt pulled a glock to his head, but quickly dove from the car's open window before Matt could shoot him with his impeccable aim.
 
As Matt tries to unbuckle his seat belt, his bowels let loose from all the excitement. "Aww man, he said... I just got these pants."
"****in idiot!" Yells Max as he runs away with his middle finger towards the sky.
 
Max notices a porsche across the meandering road & immediately recognized the driver it was .......!!
 
...A guy named Bob. Who happened to be a builder.
 
As soon as Max put 2 and 2 together the Bob The Builder Theme Song started playin from the porsche's speakers. Max ran towards the car dodging the spray of bullets spraying out of Matt's glocks, depleting his bullet time meter right as he caught the car.
 
"BOB!!! MAKE ME A LADDER!!!", Max yelled knowing that one of Bob's huge ladders would get him to the top floor of the Bellsouth building quickly.
 
Quickly grabbing the ladder that Bob had just made him, he made his way to the building next to the Bellsouth building because...
 
it was tall enough that he could use the ladder as a bridge between windows, and it was a porn store
 
After ****ing off to a hardcore movie that was playing in the back Max decided to set up his ladder. He was just about finished when....
 
he saw a red button up twice as high as where his ladder could reach, naturally he wanted to press the botton for the hell of it, and he rememberd back to when he was a kid and he was at a circus, he envisaged an act he saw where a man balanced 2 ladders on top of eachother...
 
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