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The story of us...part...something

"c'mon," let us fart on her to wake her from her slumber" proclaimed pidey.

and when pidey farted, it sounded like: "neeeeeeeeeP."
 
with that mj ****ed his head slightly to the right, looked straight at jh and said "neep, neep neep neep neep. neep! neep neep neep! neep..."
 
, and JH understood, and replied with, "NEEP! neep neep n-neepneep neeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!"
 
...when YesIndeed just happened to come over carrying a pair of shoes that weren't too expensive, and had nice laces on them....
 
... and looked ... surprisingly ... like ... BOWLING SHOES :D

"give them to ME," said pidey. "i MUST have them."

"but they'll be too small on you, pidey, with your bigass feet." cried yesindeed.
 
So YesIdneed proceeded to put on the size 8 and 1/2 shoes. She walked around saying "Neep" to everybody who opposed her until finally she tripped over JH because the shoes were too big for her....
 
Hands. You see, she was walking on her hands, and this precarious act made her trip over JH. Everyone in the room looked at her and...
 
And big nasty sea monster jumped from the deepest sea! It had 1 eye 10000000 legs and 10000000 arms and 11111111111111112 mouths!!!! This demonic creature swallowed everybody and everything, even new pair of shoes and duplicate machine even small bird from the wire. This monster dived into the sea depth to digest swallowed stuff and to fart periodicaly from 1000000987 his asses. So ... this planet became empty and mournfullllll....

The END

This is a point to start life in reverse
 
It was a wonderfull christmas there!
The sea monster was very bored. It even weep from lonileness. And ... It have spit out JHowse...

Other soupers was inside the monsters stomach, starveing and crying

:(
 
But ... JHowse was scared and mournful. And, sea monster spit out YesIndeed
 
Ok - ok ... There was not joy in the world, and sea monster throw-back spidergoolash
 
Huh! These aliens was so pitiful, so soil with viscera... And sea monster let off mthrlangl to clean all of them.....
 
So, mth, having been freed from the bowels of the vile sea monster, set about her task of cleaning off her fellow Soupers.

"Man, you guys are *gross*!" she exclaimed. "It's too bad none of you others had wings to hover above the nastiness in his stomach. Yeach."

With that, Smissy chucked a blob of goo directly into mth's face.
 
[whisper]Hey, mth! Smissy still inside of sea monster[/whisper]

And Smiss flopped down from adhesive slobbery monster mouth
 
*Then* Smissy hurled a nasty slime blob into mth's face.
 
Yeah! Yeah!

It smelled bad! I was real gross!!! So delicious!!! And monster swallowed them again. Coz these aliens was so boring. They can only throw poo each to other... But, they was so testy in gross gravy. Monster ate them and dive to a deepest grossest place in ocean.

The END :(
 
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