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I will just follow him around and punch people in the face for looking at him funny. :) I got pregnant at 17. the guy who knocked me up was 20. granted he was a useless ****head, but he definately didnt rape me.

the expression on her face was so priceless that I would've gladly paid twice that amount. :p and yeah, that poor guy. thats ****ed up. everyone in the town saw him all over the news.. this place isnt that big.. he isnt going to be able to show his face anywhere without being "that pedophile...

oh the cops around here are completely useless! they are a joke. there is like NO crime. they make **** up, I swear. soo. its been all over the news about how our wonderful law enforcement guys saved the day on halloween and locked up this dangerous pedophile who was giving out candy to...

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they pulled him over to see if he had orange cones and a fire extinguisher in his vehicle because it is a company work truck. they had the extinguisher but no cones. stupid ****ing cops. Ive never heard of anything like that at all. they arrested him for a missed court date... that was THEIR...

I think so. :lol:

okay. Im slightly happy now. something good DID happen today. I just got approved for a car loan. :) which is amazing, considering I probably have the worst credit in the history of the world. but Im getttiinnn a bbbigggg truck! yay!!! :)

Im really feelin' these pampers cool alert pull-ups btw. they get reaallly cold when they get wet.. lol... it pisses lazy will off cause he just doesnt want to stop playing long enough to pee. thats why HE is still wearing them. the lazyyyyywee-yum.

ha. and danes boss just called me. they pulled him over for nothing. he is on his way to the police station too. i guess they pulled him over and then made him do the blinkers and prove everything on the truck works fine, and then ran his **** and arrested him. ****.

oh man. it was worse than i thought. he got pulled over on the way to taking hayley to school.. the cop let him take her still, with the cop car following, and then they handcuffed him in her schools parking lot. I am ****ing FURIOUS right now. for a missed courtdate. those motherfuckers...

I still have no idea what you are talking about, you old weirdos. matts here. im gunna go get my pull-ups and find out what happened... illlll beee back...

how are you with folding and putting away laundry??? :p I like to wash it and dry it and then leave it in baskets. :/ lol. I hate putting stuff away.

I dont get it. :shifty:

hahahahhaha. youstupidcuntwhoremom. she is coming. bah.

:lol: he could sweep through and clean my kitchen too quick. i wouldnt mind.

both the neighbors work till five, hayley gets out of school at 11:30. I did just call good ole officer Adam and left him voicemail saying that dane is sitting in the clink on a bunk court date warrant and that our rent money is with him. LOL. it IS the first of the month. maybe OA will...

lol! will was a fireman yesterday. and dane was like "come over here so i can help you with your beard" and will was like "eew! I dont want any beer! beer is yucky!" :lol:

lol! mark! come save the day! :p

driving apparently. he is so dumb. he gets pulled over all the time. maybe its because he is 6"6 with a six inch mohawk! he slightly stands out. the big stupid head. I dont know what happened. Matt, his best friend, is with him, and he just called me and was like "uhh.. what was dane...

someHOW. not someone.