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BitterPen said:
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
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ah, buttcrack.
i've heard this joke too, but i can't remember the answer.

apple seeds have arsenic in them. if you eat lots of those you will die.
 
BitterPen said:
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

:shifty:
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Ive been hearing that one ever since I was a kid.....

Nothing...
 
kelkel said:
so... rich people need poison kitty? :huh:
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That would keep them from taking over the world. Uh, wait a sec....
 
kelkel said:
if you can't understand why, then i strongly reccomend that you don't breed, for the benefit of the rest of us.
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I've been telling him that for years anyway...........for all our sakes.........
 
rantingredneck said:
It's been a problem of his for years........
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I thought you were going to work with him on that
 
By hell, I mean come over for drinks and naked garage cleaning.
 
I'll open the vermouth and make you a tuna fish sammiche
 
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