Do you offer ****?

[fords8]

That's a Big fat NO!

 

[Fuzzysox]

this pic belongs here:

Hilarious!

 

[fords8]

:hiphip:

 

[mistyinca]

LOL... I was gonna come bump this thread. I see you beat me to it. This is one that should not be allowed to die.:giggles:

 

[fords8]

That's STILL a BIG NO!!

 

[donericjim]

Nope, "EXIT ONLY"

 

[fords8]

Ok who voted and messed everything up...it was at 69....FOR A REASON!!!!

 

[luckygirl0100]

well.......... yes and no, depends on my mood.

 

[autumnsky]

HELL NO

 

[maree]

SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If I had a great bod (****)!! :lol:

 

[fords8]

HELL NO

You're an outy? No inny? :lol:

 

[fords8]

Hell no to the point where I rarely even open this thread..and sure as hell haven't READ it!!!!

Oh come on Barb you can do it......it'll take lots and lots of lube, but YOU CAN DO IT!!!! :lol:

 

[maree]

Can I just get some **** SEX, please?!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fords8]

Can I just get some **** SEX, please?!!!!!!!!!!!

No man? (or woman.....I don't judge)

 

[maree]

No man? (or woman.....I don't judge)

wiff my old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :giggles: duh :lol:

 

[fords8]

wiff my old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :giggles: duh :lol:

Oh well go jump his old bones! arty6: Wait, does he need a pill first? :bee:

 

[maree]

Oh well go jump his old bones! arty6: Wait, does he need a pill first? :bee:

No, jist a swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift kick in the **** !!!!!!!!!!!!! gittin tired of this! :ranting:

 

[fords8]

No, jist a swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift kick in the **** !!!!!!!!!!!!! gittin tired of this! :ranting:

Well strip down and vacuum in front of him and see if he notices. When I was a newlywed I cleaned house nude all the time.

 

[maree]

Well strip down and vacuum in front of him and see if he notices. When I was a newlywed I cleaned house nude all the time.

Well, Teeheeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not new!!! :lol: I would die If Court ran down here If I were vacauuming the hardwood ...nekkid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: and die again!!!



We have nooooooooooooooooo alone time @ all!!!!

 

[fords8]

We have nooooooooooooooooo alone time @ all!!!!

Yeah we don't either anymore.......sigh. :surrender: I try to give him a couple good grabs in passing just to say hi. lol
My boys run in our room all the time and one of them usually sleeps in there. I usually hit the couch cause DH snores so damned bad (I'm a light sleeper who needs complete quiet).

How old is your kid?