Dear too-old-now,
You have received an infraction at Hot Coupon World. Your face will be plastered on every news channel across the Eastern seaboard.
Reason: Cavorting with the ****s at CW
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You have been banned from HCW for a 5 day period. This ban comes as a result of nothing that can be pinpointed exactly, it's just that HCW is run by a bunch of selfish overweight cows who are jealous of people who have 5 cats. You are not a mod here and therefore are just a measly common peasant that we can look upon with disdain. You also do not have any authority to chide another member, that right is reserved for the Lunchlady or Wartlady. You have a history of harsh exchanges here at HCW, and since many of our members have reported recent sightings of you at couponerswanted, you have left us no other alternative than to take this immediate action. Afterall couponerswanted is a far superior coupon site that actually allows their members to have thoughts and opinions. Your actions call your judgement into question, and while you are absent from HCW, I suggest you rethink where your loyalties lie.
Many have reported your posts, and have not found them amusing. We fail to see any hilarity regarding your recent OREO encounter, as many of our mods have been known to down a few bags of Oreos in one sitting.
This banning is noted on your record, and we have contacted Homeland Security so that they can be prepared for any retaliation that you may have planned. We realize that a ban of this magnitude could seem like the end of the world for most people. We implore you not to take your life or the lives of others. At HCW we make sure that our members never question our authority or they will suffer the consequences.
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Hot Coupon World