3 guys 1 hammer was unpleasant... 2 girls 1 cup actually caused me to vomit.
Dude, I've seen so much **** that I've decided to put anything traumatizing into a mental vault and then throw away the key.
Wait... no... one thing is coming to me...
I saw two people, male and female, get it on with a male horse.
I remember no images, just the fact I saw it. Power of the mental vault, bless you.
Ugh...
Wait! Also, I discovered what an elephant penis looks like and my reaction was as followed:
"Oh my God! Is that a fifth leg?! Oh, oh wait... no... that's... that's a penis..."
After which I went to my room and thanked God for an hour I wasn't born an elephant. Or a cat. Because that night two cats decided to get it on outside my window and I swear it sounded like one was dying painfully and slowly. Like having its guts slowly ripped out, seriously.
Cat penises are spiked you know...
Wait that was the day I found out about that penis museum in Iceland or something like that! (maybe not Iceland, but that sounds about right)
Oh, God, I'm having flashbacks.
Basically I'm saying animal penises are the most grotesque things I've ever seen.
I mean, just, I can't even describe how warped many of them look... it's just, it's so, so horrifying to think about being on the receiving end of those things, really.