ask me a question

[BitterPen]

why does it hurt when i pee?

 

[rantingredneck]

why does it hurt when i pee?

You've obviously been helping Newk clean his garage..............:lol:

 

[BitterPen]

lol

 

[Kyp]

You've obviously been helping Newk clean his garage..............:lol:

Then I'm glad I didn't help

 

[Snazz]

why does it hurt when i pee?

Frank Zappa, right?

 

[Chase]

why does it hurt when i pee?

you probably have a urinary tract infection from shagging lots. drink a glass of cranberry juice a day and it wont bother you so much. it also works as a preventative measure.

unless you actually have an STD of sorts, in which case you should visit your gp and stop having unprotected sex with random people.
i know, i'm a kill-joy.

 

[Chase]

Frank Zappa, right?

*makes note not to sleep with frank zappa*

 

[Chase]

you people all suck

 

[Chase]

there's a lotta guest lurkers out there atm...

why aren't they asking me questions?

 

[MartinH]

you don't suck?


(that's a question).

 

[Chase]

you don't suck?
(that's a question).

i love penis, but i'm pretty sure that's not what you were originally infering.

 

[Deviant]

i love penis

I need videographic proof.......for scientific purposes ofcourse. :shifty:

 

[Chase]

I need videographic proof.......for scientific purposes ofcourse. :shifty:

certainly.
one billion dollars. in cash.

 

[Deviant]

certainly.
one billion dollars. in cash.

I only have half a billion... :huh:

 

[MartinH]

****s

 

[Chase]

I only have half a billion... :huh:

too bad, so sad.

*tear*

 

[Chase]

****s

do you have teretts?

 

[MartinH]

can I jizz in your eye?

 

[Chase]

can I jizz in your eye?

*yawns*

i thought you were cool. i guess you're just like the rest.

 

[MartinH]

I resent that.