Mom's a drunk and I've banned her from the house. She's left the gas for the stove on twice overnight, turned the iron on while it was sitting flat and started a fire, left the sliding door open so many times I've lost count of how often the dog/cats have gotten out (and one of those cats wasn't mine - I was cat sitting).
Brother and SIL are getting divorced and she won't sign the papers to allow my niece to enter the US. SIL isn't talking to me since I didn't drive 3+ hours to visit her after flying all the way out there.
Step-mom has Parkinson's disease.
I have a stereotypical dysfunctional family.