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you have to be reminded to masturbate?

open the garage door before you start your car?

he's way ahead of you ^_^

Welcome to the board. it's not as fun here if you're not drunk :unsure: (I'm kidding) London is a great city. I wish I could visit it again.

I like it too. It's catchy

I like it too. It's catchy

better here than in real life, right?

I've been virtually injury free throughout my sporting life. I've twisted the occasional knee or ankle, but nothing that ever kept me sidelined for an extended period of time. I do remember falling and hitting my head on the ice when was a child and learning how to ice skate -- but there's...

Both of my cars have personalized license plates :angry:

I volunteer :mellow:

1. I put in a number and then checked -- so my answer is 2 3.14 LOL Good thing I'm not studying to become a math teacher or anything like that where knowing pi might come in handy :unsure: 2. I think that anything we ingest, if done so in large enough quanties, will cause cancer...

LOL I don't mind home and school :unsure:

I wanna learn how to play guitar I wanna go white water rafting in some really good rapids. I wanna play golf at pebble beach (anyone wanna lend me $500 for the round)? I wanna travel to far off and exotic places while I'm young enough to enjoy them I wanna see my daughter get...

work school home work school home work school home life is grand

hit one out!

Exfoliant: a cosmetic product or ingredient intended to remove dead skin cells and dirt from the skin surface As opposed to a "defoliant," which was used by the US during the Vietnam War (see "Agent Orange.") :p

1. drinking a glass of water while holding my nose closed (works every time) 2. no 3. no 4. march 2006 5. sadly, no -- in fact, I've never had a secret admirer

don't remember I did and do enjoy playing board games -- monopoly, etc. I also loved the game Stratego.

you think? I could swear all you do is react ^_^

awww -- I'm sorry. My vet always tells people when they get a puppy that they have to prepare for the fact that they will almost certainly outlive their dogs, but that doesn't make it any easier when its time. I cried like a baby when we had to put my golden retriever to sleep. It's the...